Rumble in Mexico City

March 27, 2008 9 Comments by Derek Phillips

There’s a strange spate of attacks against Emo kids across Mexico. The skinny-legged sad sacks seem to be getting their asses kicked from coast to coast and some of them are now fighting back, leading to emo v. punks v. rock-a-billies v. cops riots across the country. What is going on down there???

Video: Emo Violence in Mexico (Spanish langauge news report)

9 Comments

  1. Dr. Smoochie LeStrange
    1414 days ago

    Have you condidered that these attacks might be the vicious handywork of the Chupacabra? As a cryptozoologist I’ve witnessed the mainstream media’s attempt to blame humans for these types of attacks when in fact they were perpetrated by a creature not yet verified by the scientific establishment.

  2. Derek Phillips
    1414 days ago

    Good point, but who doesn’t like to wail on an Emo kid from time to time?

  3. Mixmaster Shecky
    1414 days ago

    In other news, they have Emo kids in Mexico.

  4. Jude
    1414 days ago

    It might have been the handywork of a Chumbawumba…

  5. Jake
    1414 days ago

    Or a Chimichanga.

  6. DJMurph
    1413 days ago

    Todos los AY-mose son locos. Que estrano…

  7. Kiko Jones
    1412 days ago

    Williamsburg (Brooklyn, NY) is on orange alert.

  8. scotty
    1409 days ago

    I can’t think of anything that makes me want to hit someone more than that stupid lame ass EMO uniform.

    I wish I could take all those little EMO fuckers back in time to 1986 and plop them right in the middle of punk show at the Ice Pick in muskeegon, Michigan.

  9. Nairb
    1408 days ago

    You tell em Scotty!

    Kickin faggots asses is what this board is all about

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